这贰个有趣的有些,那里只有人生

  Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。Ah。。。
Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck!!Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Fuck。。。Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!Help!!!give
me the fucking number!give me the fucking number!give me the fucking
number!give me the fucking number!give me the fucking number!give me
the fucking number!give me the fucking number!give me the fucking
number!give me the fucking number!give me the fucking number!give me
the fucking
number!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!Ah!!!

——Where the hell am I?

  1. 他们初次会合时,医务卫生人士切磋:

Lily Allen – Fuck You

——Please help me!!

-Please, call me Lionel.

Look inside, look inside your tiny mind, then look a bit harder
Cause we’re so uninspired,
so sick and tired, of all the hatred you har/bour
So you say it’s not OK to be gay,
well I think you’re just evil
You’re just some racist, who can’t tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

——Fuck you!fuck you!

-I… I prefer Doctor.

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don’t translate and it’s getting quite late
So please don’t stay in touch

这贰个有趣的有些,那里只有人生。——Thank you!Fuck you!

-I prefer Lionel. What’ll I call you?

Do you get, do you get a little kick out of being small-minded?
You want to be like your father, it’s approval you’re after
Well that’s not how you find it
Do you, do you really enjoy living a life that’s so hateful?
Cause there’s a hole where your soul should be
You’re losing control a bit
And it’s really distastefu1

——Help me!Help me!

-Your Royal Highness, then Sir after that.

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay !n touch
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don’t translate and it’s getting quite late
So please don’t stay in touch

——You do not even want to give me a shit,is it ?

-A bit formal for here. I prefer names.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you

——I love you,I swear!

-Prince Albert Frederick Arthur George?

You say you think we need to go to war
Well you’re already in one
Cause it’s people like you
That need to get s1ew
No one wants your opinion

新葡萄京娱乐场网址 ,——God save me

先生石油化工……-_-|||

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don’t translate and it’s getting quite late
So please don’t stay in touch

——I am sorry,i am so sorry

嘿嘿嘿

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you

  1. 接下来~ 医务人士建议叫他Bertie:

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you

  • How about Bertie?

  • Only my family uses that. (不置可以还是不可以的神情~)

  • Perfect. In here, it’s better if we’re equals.

  • If we were equal.. I wouldn’t be here. I’d be.. at home with my wife
    and no-one would give a damn.

医生再次石油化学工业~…… 嘿嘿嘿O(∩_∩)O
本条结巴公爵挺有喜感的~

  1. 下一场,公爵拿出烟来抽~ 医务卫生职员禁止:

-Please don’t do that.

-I’m sorry?

-I believe sucking smoke into your lungs will kill you.

-My physicians say it relaxes the throat.

-They’re idiots.

-They’ve all been knighted.

-Makes it official then. (译:那正是法定的木头了~)

噢~ 此次轮到公爵石油化工ing ~^_^

  1. 好~ 进入正题~ 医务卫生人士初步问公爵口吃的野史~
    问到小时候的时候,公爵不乐意说~ 哼,那是偶滴隐衷哦~╭(╯^╰)╮
  • I’m not…here to discuss personal matters.

  • Why’re you here then?

  • Because I bloody well stammer! (怒气冲冲啊(~ o ~))

  • You have a bit of a temper. (医师吓一跳)

  • One of my many faults.(哼, 你拿自己怎样吗~……╭(╯^╰)╮)

哈哈哈嘿嘿~ 好好笑哦

  1. 先生引导公爵磨练的那一段……吖,肚子都笑疼了~抽筋了~~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

6.
公爵和爱妻要去看Mrs.Simpson,路上海工业人们正在砍树,想到百年四季豆杉就因为Simpson妻子觉得阻挡视线而被砍伐,她愤愤不平:

  • One hundred year old spruces removed to improve the view! Who do you
    think she is?

-Nonetheless…we must try to be pleasant towards Mrs Simpson.+_+

  • You know she calls me “The Fat Scottish Cook”? (o(︶︿︶)o)

  • You’re not fat.

  • I’m getting plump. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

  • You seldom cook.~(@^_^@)~

嗯~ 然后老伴忍不住笑起来咯~ 好有爱的一幕~

  1. 公爵从他四哥那里回来今后,分外颓靡……因为他老哥非要娶辛普森老婆~ OMG~
    -_-!
    更烦躁的素,他在老哥前方又口吃得不足了哟(╰_╯)#
    她对着医师抱怨:
  • All that work, down the drain. My own ..brother… I couldn’t say.. a
    single word to him in reply!

  • Why do you stammer more with David than you do with me?

  • Because you’re bloody well paid to listen!

  • Bertie I’m not a geisha girl.

  • Stop trying to be so bloody clever! (抓狂……)

  • What is it about David that stops you speaking?

  • What is it about you that bloody well make you want to go on about it
    the whole bloody time?

  • Vulgar but fluent. You don’t stammer when you swear.(⊙_⊙)

  • Bugger off!

  • Is that the best you can do? o(╯□╰)o

  • Well bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard!!!

  • A public school prig can do better than that.╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • Shit. Shit, shit, shit!(抓狂升级中……)

  • Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue?

  • Because I’m angry!

  • Ah. Know the f-word? ( ^_^ )

  • F..Fornication(通奸)? (⊙o⊙)…

  • Oh Bertie.(别装了,老大!!)

  • Fuck. Fuck, fucking, fuck ! (╰_╯)# -Bugger, bugger, bugger! Fuck
    Fuck ass!- Balls Balls Fuckity

 – Yes! You see! Not a hesitation! ~\(≧▽≦)/~

-Willy, Shit and Fuck, and tits ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

  • Dad? What’s going on? 囧 (医务卫生职员的幼子在外面都听见了~ (╯▽╰)

或然骂人爽啊~ 结巴骂人都不结巴了~~\(≧▽≦)/~

  1. 由于~ 温泽公爵让位·~ 偶们的口吃公爵当国王了~ OMG!
    他又去找医务卫生人士,垮着脸说了那句笑死人的话:

Is the nation ready for two minutes of radio silence?
期待以此国度准备好听本身两分钟的静音广播了。

o(≧v≦)o~~好棒

  1. 最后是~ 大不列颠及英格兰联合王国对德意志开战的演说~ OMG~ 演讲前准备的那一段叫人笑到崩溃~
    o(≧v≦)o~~

刚开端还相比较符合规律…… 偶们可爱滴君王如故结结巴巴地,念稿子老是停顿的~
医师就安慰她~ :

  • Long pauses are good: they add solemnity to great occasions.
    (长日子的刹车很科学,在那样的场子更显得严肃)
  • Then I’m the solemnest king who ever lived.
    (那小编正是野史上最庄严的太岁了。)

前边就疯癫了~ 啊,真的很和颜悦色~ \(^o^)/

“In this grave hour fuck fuck fuck……

perhaps the most fateful in our history bugger shit shit……

Bounce onto it ‘a-peoples’ ……“a-peoples both at home and overseas,…
this message, doo-dah, doodah….

spoken with the same depth of feeling…doodah……

for each one of you as if I able to fuck shit bugger……

cross your threshold and speak to you m-my – …~\(≧▽≦)/~

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