爱宠大机密字幕,不是影视评论又剧透

————————————————其实不算影片评论———————————————
————————————————–严重剧透————————————————-
————————————-搬运一些本人认为有趣的东西———————————–
——————————————-不是全数人都能回家—————————————–

Illumination! Illumination!

每当听到老鹰乐队的经文之作“Desperado”时,内田有纪演绎的万表铁平这持之以恒的视力就会师世在脑海里。听别人说将那首歌曲作为插曲,是西野七濑本人的操纵。协作着宛若低吟般的旋律,那歌词诉说着跟铁平一样的“亡命之徒”的凄凉而又惨不忍睹的传说。其中最令人难熬的一句实在“
freedom, oh freedom well, that’s just some people talk
Your prison is walking through this world all alone ”

本人对天堂音乐的喜爱是一知半解一般的. 第①次听到迈克尔 Buble
就是那首Home, 在上班路上的broadcast 中.

《八恶人》
在内战截止后的历史背景下,
安葬的不仅仅是小将的遗骸,
再有美利坚合众国最后骑士精神(牛仔精神)
晓说中提过:牛仔就是U.S.A.的骑兵

I’ve lived in this city all my life.

Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
You been out riding fences for so long now
Oh, you’re a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasing you
Can hurt you somehow

加州清晨的阳光总是那么的干净. 小编就是在如此二个早上,在上班的路上,
听到迈克尔 Buble 几近是轻吟出了本人的热望,

”绞刑人”John典型的表示,2个细密的赏金猎人
(即便她严酷多虑,毕竟是配得上精致的)
坚韧不拔将团结的持有的“顾客”包蕴黛西,
付出真正的绞刑人处决
那就是摄像浪漫的始发
当问到他干吗不将罪犯杀死,让工作变得不难时
用John的话说:小编并不想欺瞒绞刑人,终归他们也要为生。
                         没人说过,那是份不难的工作

I’m Max.

Don’t you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She’ll beat you if she’s able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet

本人晓得自个儿很幸运
可能有相对人在自个儿左右
自身只以为孤单
自己要回家…

———————————————–关于公平的定义——————————————–

And I’m the luckiest dog in New York

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can’t get

节奏和歌词一般的动人.

一九四六说给黛西的那段博弈非常赞:
当整个的顺序都合法举行,你最终被判罪绞刑
那便是文明社会中所谓的增添正义。
然而
你的事主家人或朋友破门而入,
将您拖入雪地中绞杀,
那便是边缘化的公道,
那么
它的好处是,万分的几乎
然而
它很简单被人误认为暴行
所以
那两者有哪些两样吧?
那即是在于绞刑人了,
对本人来说你是哪个人做过如何,并不主要,
小编亦不会从绞刑犯人中取得任何满意,
持续去下一的地点处决小编不认识的人,
这只是自个儿的行事
之所以绞刑人是冷淡的
而那份冷漠,
多亏正义最主旨的精神。

because of her.

Desperado, oh, you ain’t getting no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they’re drivin’ you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that’s just some people talk
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

MICHAEL BUBLE

————————————————–关于伤痕————————————————–

That’s Katie.

Don’t your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won’t snow and the sun won’t shine
It’s hard to tell the night time from the day
You’re losin’ all your highs and lows
Ain’t it funny how the feeling goes away?

“Home”

南北战争的疤痕恐怕不仅仅是失去家人的惨痛,
在马车上治安官对John的这句:I was ur brother.
刚刚表明了内战为止后南北人与江湖不可触碰的鸿沟
与子女般不知所错的交融,终归是同胞,
缺为相互留下了些无法抹去的伤疤,
而在那混沌却鲜明的一代中
昆丁将第多少个因素扩张进来
—————黑人—————
他俩是经受最多难受的人流
局长所饰演的剧中人物便是这么
为越狱不稀烧死自身的亲生
一封来自Abraham林肯的信
一段亦真亦假又沉重的故事
一段蓄意不轨的枪杀老将军
黄种人在那段进程中
最盼望满满
最终又没有

Katie and I…

Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin’, but there’s a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it’s too late

Another summer day
Has come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home
Mmmmmmmm

————————————————–结尾很振奋人心———————————————–

Well, we have the perfect relationship.

Maybe surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

省长和治安官最后照旧将黛西绞死了,
因着John生前的须要
多个人中,没有好人,却也绝非坏人,
他们同台沉睡在米妮和甜爹戴夫的小店中
与之进入梦境的还有那个性感的牛仔精神

We met a few years ago.

And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
“I’m fine baby, how are you?”
Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that

——————————————-不是全体人都能回家——————————————

免费 小狗

Another aeroplane
Another sunny place
I’m lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I’ve got to go home

格外喜欢片尾曲
There Won’t Be Many Coming Home by Roy Orbison(就是唱O Pretty
Woman的家伙)
曲调轻松,
鼓点就如士兵正行军通往战场,
喜形于色澎湃,却也向死。
唐诗很美干扰找不到翻译

And, boy, let me tell ya,

Let me go home
I’m just too far from where you are
I wanna come home

自行化解了也是求包括咯

不是全部人都能回家

请密切聆听
试着去体会
你只怕是名士兵、
女性、孩子或不熟悉人

唯独他们不会太多的人可以回来
是的,他们不会全数人都能回家
对,不会太多
兴许十十人中只有一半
但,不会太多

在暗淡阴霾的生活里
那首流行乐将被传出
那么些渴望的人啦
伴随自豪而哭泣
因为那么些儿女正行军赴往死地

如今
荣誉已远去
烈士被遗忘

唯独他们不会太多的人可以回来
科学,他们不会全部人都能回家
兴许十九个中唯有多少个

通过这迷雾,
细看那位死者的脸上
他只怕是某人的小兄弟
在您杀死另二个事先
请倾听本人所说的
她们不会太多的人可以回来
对她们不会全部人都能回家

即便,唯有3个没能回家
他也曾是某位姑姑的子女

只是他们不会太多的人可以回来
科学,他们不会全部人都能回家
哦,不是全部人,
都能胜利。

(前面某些懒了,,,,)

———————原——————–

There Won’t Be Many Coming Home
 
Listen all you people
Try and understand
You may be a soldier
Woman child or man
But there won’t be many coming home
No there won’t be many coming home
Oh there won’t be many
Maybe ten out of twenty
But there won’t be many coming home
Now the old folks will remember
On that dark and dismal day
How their hearts were choked with pride
As their children marched away
Now the glory is all gone
They are left alone
And there won’t be many coming home
No there won’t be many coming home
Oh there won’t be many
Maybe five out of twenty
But there won’t be many coming home
Look real closely at the soldier
Coming at you through the haze
He may be the younger brother who ran away
And before you kill another
Listen to what I say
Oh there won’t be many coming home
Oh there won’t be many coming home
Oh there won’t be many
There may not be any
But there won’t be many coming home
If they all came back but one
He was still some mother’s son
And there won’t be many coming home
Oh there won’t be many coming home
Oh there won’t be many coming home
Oh there won’t be many coming home

总的说来是年初收官必备啦。
司长开端说过“给亡命之徒留活口,就等于直觉坟墓”
爱宠大机密字幕,不是影视评论又剧透。昆丁说:为啥不让坟墓浪漫而温暖?

we got along right away.

And I feel just like I’m living someone else’s life
It’s like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
‘Cause this was not your dream
But you always believed in me

It was one of those relationships

Another winter day has come
And gone away
In even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home

where you just know.

And I’m surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
Oh, let me go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

And get this!

Let me go home
I’ve had my run
Baby, I’m done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all be all right
I’ll be home tonight
I’m coming back home

She was looking for a roommate. And so was I!

So I just moved in that same day.

It was perfect.

We’ve been together ever since…

Katie would do anything for me.

And I’m her loyal protector.

Our love is…

How do I put this?

Our love is stronger than words.

Or shoes.

It’s me and Katie.

Katie and me.

Us against the world.

I wouldn’t go so far as to call us soul mates,

even though any sane person who saw us would.

There’s just one little problem.

Pretty much every day…

Come on, Max.

…she leaves.

I’ll see you tonight.

Sometimes I try stuff to get her to stay.

Okay.

Sit.

Spin.

Speak.

Okay. That’s a good boy.

But it never works.

Where is she going?

What could she possibly be doing?

Oh, I miss her so much.

Oh my! She’s back!

Forgot my phone.

What took so long? Why did you…

Oh, come on!

Oh!

I miss her so much.

Bye, Gidget. Be a good doggy.

Hey, Max.

Hey, Gidget.

Any plans today?

Uh, yes.

Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans.

I’m gonna sit here, and I’m gonna wait for Katie to come back.

Oh, that sounds exciting.

Well, I won’t interrupt.

I’ve got a very busy day, too.

瘦猫

给你

Here you go. See you later, Chloe.

MAN 13 Bye, Peppy.

So long, Mel.

Bye, Sweetpea.

See you, Gino.

– Bye, Mr. Wiggles. – So long, pal.

I’ll miss you, Shelly!

Later, Runty.

Bye, everyone.

Bye.

宠物当家

Mmm.

小狗美食

You be a good boy, Leonard.

Hey, Max.

Hey, Chloe, do you ever wonder where they go during the day?

Do you know what? I just…

I don’t really care.

Maybe that’s what it’s like for you,

but Katie and I have a different relationship.

You’re a cat. So maybe that’s why.

Because nobody could ever love a cat the way they love a dog.

I’m just saying. Maybe that’s why.

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Hey! Morning, Max!

MAXI Hey, GUYS-

What’s up, Sweetpea?

Hey, Mel, where you been, man?

Oh! Get this!

Last Sunday, my owner feeds me a small white pill, right?

I start to feel a little groggy.

The next thing I know, I wake up, I’m in the sky!

Wait a minute. The sky?

Yeah. There are suitcases everywhere. I’m locked up in a crate.

Come on. There are suitcases in the sky?

So, I pass out from fear, and when I wake up

I’m in Florida.

Um. This did not happen.

I will never eat a pill like that again.

Unless it’s covered in peanut butter.

Because, I mean, come on! Right? It’s peanut butter!

Hey, guys.

Oh, hey, Norman.

You still looking for your apartment?

Yeah. Going on three weeks now.

Is this the second or the third floor?

I don’t know any numbers, but, uh, you don’t live here.

Ah! Pellets!

Well, see you guys later.

You know what? You can do it!

He can’t do it.

Buddy! There you are.

Did you find it?

You know I did.

就在那边 !

Ball!

Ball, ball, ball!

Katie’s gonna be so excited!

This is exactly like the one she lost!

I mean, look at it!

It’s round. It fits in my mouth.

ALL; Ball!

Ooh!

There is no other ball in the city

like this one ball, guaranteed. Whoa!

This is the ball.

Hey. Katie!

I’m home, Max.

Hey, Maximilian.

How was your day, buddy?

That’s a good boy.

Oh, yes. I’m so psyched to see you too, buddy.

Okay, boy. Calm down, it’s okay.

Let’s all be calm.

Now, I have some big news.

I know this’ll take some getting used to,

but I think it’s gonna be a great thing in the long…

Oh!

Max, this is Duke.

He’s going to be your

brother.

No, Max.

It’s gonna be all right, Duke.

It’s okay.

Aww. See? He likes you.

Whoa!

AWW.

Yeah, that’s it, Duke. Take a look around.

I know, buddy. This is a lot to take in.

But he didn’t have a home.

So you and I are gonna have to take care of him.

Okay?

Oh, my gosh!

Duke found our lost ball!

What a great team we’re gonna be.

Love you, Maxie.

Love you, Duke.

Sleep tight, boys.

Psst.

Psst.

Hey. Little guy.

This place is so great!

Uh-huh. By the way…

That is one gorgeous bed.

Yeah, it’s okay.

Maybe we could share?

You know, one night you get the bed. The next night, I do.

That kind of thing.

You know, this bed is mine.

You? You get an old blanket.

That suits you.

You’re an old-blanket kind of a dog. on, WOW.

You are stubborn.

Hey, I get it. I’m stubborn, too.

But we gotta learn to get along. Wait. What are you…

I bet we can both fit in this bed if we really try.

Let me scoot on in there.

No, wait. Ah!

Perfect. This is comfy, right?

No, it is not.

I’m comfy.

Duke is just ruining our lives!

It’s an emergency that you get rid of this dog.

He stole my…

And he’s scary, and he’s frightening,

and he’s the death of all good things.

Aww. You little cutie pie.

We’ll play tomorrow, buddy,okay?

Okay, sleep well.

Are you trying to get rid of me?

Before I answer that…

I’d like to know how much you heard.

So, that’s how it’s gonna be, huh?

Oh, man, are you making me angry!

And when I get angry, I do this.

And I don’t want to do that.

I need this place.

And if it’s gonna come down to you or me…

It’s gonna be me.

Morning, Max!

Max! Max! What are you doing? Hi!

It’s me! Hi! Hi!

Chloe!

Chloe, Chloe! I got a bad situation.

Katie brought home a new dog from the pound.

She said he’s my brother. I don’t want a brother.

I don’t even have a bed now.

I’m sleeping on the floor, like a dog.

Why would Katie do this to me?

Because she’s a dog person, Max.

And dog people do weird, inexplicable things.

Like they get dogs instead of cats.

Okay, please don’t start now, Chloe.

That is not helping.

Max? Come on, I’m your friend.

Okay? And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you.

I don’t care about you or your problems.

But if you don’t do something

about this guy, and soon,

your perfect little life with your dumb, bleh, human

is gonna be over, forever.

Forever?

Forever. Yeah, that’s what I just…

Why is this mouse on my paw still?

Look, if you really want to get your turf back

you’re gonna have to start acting like the alpha dog.

Right. Alpha dog.

I can do that.

Okay, okay. Please don’t go!

This time, really don’t go.

I’m running late. I gotta go. Wait, wait. Stay!

Stay for the trick. “Spin!” I’m doing “spin.”

You guys be good. I’ll see you later.

Wait. No, look…

Okay, Max.

Listen, Duke. I’m not sure if you’re aware,

but one of those food bowls, technically…

It’s reserved for…

I know, maybe you didn’t read the names, but…

That’s my bowl. Mmm.

I know that it… Hey…

I was just thinking, I don’t know,

maybe we could institute some ground rules.

I just thought that…

Or not. I don’t need a bowl.

Here again?

Rodent! Ah!

Oh, Duke.

Duke, Katie is not…

Katie’s gonna be so upset when she sees that.

Katie’s gonna flip out…

When she sees how you trashed her whole place.

Oh, it’s just one vase.

Is it, Duke? Is it?

Oh, that’s a shame.

What are you doing?

Whoa, what am I doing?

Nothing. I’m a cute little doggy.

Katie knows I wouldn’t do anything like this.

No, no. Whoa!

Mmm.

This could only be the work of a dangerous stray,

who hasn’t laid down a foundation of trust.

You’re the new dog.

And, Duke, what’d you go and do this for?

I’m gonna… What? Bite me?

Rip my face off?

Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out.

Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness you’re here.

I tried to stop him, but he’s crazy!

Now, sit.

Okay, okay, okay.

Lay down.

Good boy.

麦斯

Hi, Max.

Hey, Gidget.

Who’s your new roommate?

Is it a girl dog or a boy dog?

Not that I care. It doesn’t matter to me.

Oh, that’s nobody, Gidget. He’s just visiting.

Yeah, he’s gonna be gone soon.

狗公园

Hey, what’s up?

Oh, hi.

Your hat is the best hat I’ve ever seen.

Hey-

Uh, excuse me. Genius!

You forgot my leash.

Never mind.

Hey, fellas, how’s it…

Hey, fellas, how’s it…

Hey, fellas…

Oh, uh… Say, Duke…

Yes?

Be a good lad and bring me a stick, won’t you?

It would please me to chew on a stick just now.

You heard me. Fetch.

Nah,nah,nah,nah. Nah, not that one.

That one doesn’t please me.

Find a really good one, Duke.

Yeah, that’s it.

Hey, Max. Boy! Oh, wow.

There are a ton of sticks over here, Max!

You should come over and look at them.

Yeah, I wanna make sure I grab you the right one.

Well, that’s very, uh, thoughtful.

Look at all these sticks!

MAXI Whoa!

Help! Help!

Hey, did you hear that?

Butterfly!

Butterfly! Butterfly! Let’s get it!

Wha… What’s…

Huh?

Whoa!

Help! Help!

So long!

Don’t leave me here!

Didn’t have to be this way, Max.

Wait! No hard feelings!

Duke!

Please!

Oy!

What’s going on here?

Mind your own business. Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?

I had a fight. All right?

With a big, stupid dog.

He lost.

Oh, you’re headed into dangerous territory there, kitty-cat.

I’d watch your tone, sunshine.

You know what I’m gonna do?

I’m gonna cut you into string, ball you up,

and then bat you around for hours

in a game that only I understand.

杜克

Oh, very nice.

I’ll take that!

Wha…

Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You want to start with me, little raisin?

Okay.

Get your umbrellas out, kitties,

because here they come!

The thunder and the lightning!

Right down on your face!

Gosh, there are a lot of you up there.

I’m talking about the thunder and the lightning that’s coming down

on all of your collective faces!

Attack on three…

Two…

I just remembered I gotta be somewhere!

That guy, huh? Am I right?

Okay. You know what? I’m just gonna…

No offense, but good-bye!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey!

You little…

Duke?

You came back?

Run!

It’s the po-po! Scram!

等等!

Wait!

Two, four, six, eight… Hmm…

See you tomorrow, Guillermo!

You know it.

Ten…

Eh, okay.

Right.

Uh-huh.

Sheez, did you see that?

Yeah, I saw it.

Throw it with your arm, you lazy weirdo!

I would not fetch that. I’m old-school.

Thanks a lot, Duke.

I don’t like to use this phrase

because it’s offensive to our kind,

but you are a bad dog!

Katie’s not going to like this.

I can’t go to the pound.

What? What’s wrong with you?

Well, Katie just…

She just got me out of the pound.

And if I go back…

Max, it’s the end of the line for me.

Yes! Mmm…

Why? Why?

What’s the matter, Maria?

Maria, your face,

it wears a thousand sorrows.

What is wrong?

Oh, I have come face-to-face

with the worst thing in the world.

What? Oh, tell me, Maria. Tell me now!

I cannot bear another moment without knowing!

Loneliness.

Max! Max!

Max? Huh?

Hey, I see you, squirrel!

This is not your area!

We marked that tree!

Don’t you try and hide! I can see… Oh!

What was that?

– How dare you! – Guys, where’s Max?

Nobody likes you, squirrels!

Guys, seriously, where is Max?

Calm down, girl. He’s right…

Huh. He is gone.

Oh, it’s fine.

I heard him screaming after he disappeared into those bushes.

Max is gone?

This is bad. This is so bad.

Maria, if he is your true love

you must go to him!

Save him! Save him!

Yes! Yes! Save my true love!

I’m coming, Max!

Hi, Chloe. If anyone asks,… –

I’m on my way to the roof to look for Max.

Okay, bye-bye.

Whoa. You see that?

Yeah, give me a second.

Oh! Hey, there, cute little bunny.

Whatcha doing in the middle of the road?

Bunny!

What’s going on?

What the…

Save yourself!

Shut it, human!

Let’s do this! Now!

Now! Yeah!

Get off me!

Wait up!

Get off me, pig!

Get off!

Ow! Ow!

Whoa…

What’s happening?

I don’t know!

Ripper! Ripper, where you at?

Let’s go, Ripper! I’m busting you outta here!.

The revolution has begun!

Liberated forever!

Domesticated never!

Yeah!

Who’s driving this thing?

Whoo!

Ha, ha!

Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!

Who are you guys?

Huh? Who are we?

Who are we?

We are the Flushed Pets…

Thrown away by our owners

and now we are out for revenge!

It’s like a club,

but with biting and scratching.

Take us with you!

I don’t think so, pets.

Yeah, you got the stench of domestication all over you.

You chose your side. And now you’re gonna burn.

No! Stop! Who you calling “pets”?

I ain’t no pet! You got it all wrong!

We’re just like you guys. We hate humans.

Yeah! That’s right! Hate them.

Oh, man, don’t get me started on people. Am I right, Duke?

Yeah, that’s why we burned our collars, man!

We burned them to the ground!

And killed our owners!

Yeah… Wait a minute, that’s too far maybe?

No, they dig it.

Yes, we whacked them. Yeah, that’s right!

Bang, bang with our own paws!

If I had a dime for every owner I killed…

Oh. yeah!

I’d have a dime.

Because I just killed the one.

Ooh-whoo!

Oh, y’all cold-blooded.

Oh, man, you remind me of my boy, Ricky.

He died, though.

RIP, Ricky!

The truth is, the struggle could use some more muscle.

All right, look, I’ll tell you what.

We’ll bust the both of you out of here. But understand this.

From now on, you work for me.

That’s fine. Sounds like a fun challenge.

All right, guys, let’s do this!

To the sewers!

The sewers?

What are y’all waiting for? I’m not playing.

I said…

To the sewers!

Long live the revolution, suckers!

I can do it.

Oh!

Max?

Max?

Max.

Oh, where are you, Max?

Looks like you could use a little help.

Who said that?

Over here.

In this dark and foreboding shed.

Uh…

Hello?

I can see for miles.

If you let me out, I’ll find your friend.

Wow! Really?

Oh! You’re so sweet.

You’re sweet, too.

Thanks, stranger.

But not too sweet.

There’s also a salty, gamey thing going on.

Yeah, that’s me.

Come on, let’s get you out of that shed.

Yeah, that’s it.

Just step over the pile of bones.

Pile of bones. Okay, will do.

I sure hope Max is safe.

You’re a very thoughtful food.

“Food”? I didn’t say that. I said “friend.”

I meant food…

Ff lend.

You know what I meant.

I’m sure lucky I found you, uh…

Tiberius.

And, yes, this is a very good thing for you,

this whole “meeting me” thing.

Take off my hood.

Ah!

The chain!

Oh! You tried to eat me!

I’m sorry.

You should be sorry. You deserve to be locked up.

You’re a bad, bad bird.

I can’t help it. I was born with killer instincts.

That is just no excuse.

You’re right. Even for a predator, I’m selfish.

I’m a selfish predator.

It’s no wonder I have no friends.

Nobody.

This is hopeless.

Oh, don’t… There’s no need to cry.

I’m sorry that I yelled at you before.

Please, take off the chain.

This time I’ll help you. I promise.

Tiberius…

This is gonna sound completely horrible, but, um…

I don’t fully trust you.

Oh, no, no, no…

But, I guess everyone deserves a second chance.

And you are just a lonely, old bird.

And you do have weird manners

because you live in a weird shed on a roof.

So, I’ll tell you what. If you find Max…

I’ll be your best friend.

Best friend?

You and me?

Whoa!

Whoo!

Yes! That sounds nice.

Let’s do this.

Okay.

Ah…

So, what does this Max look like?

Brown and white.

He’s a short-hair, roguishly handsome.

He’s got a sparkle in his eye.

He sounds dreamy.

You have no idea.

I mean, what? Whatever. Shut up.

Mmm-mmm.

If my owner comes

put on the hood and pretend to be me.

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Ugh!

The smell is disgusting…

…ly good.

This is all so great.

Love it here.

What’s… The…

Pass… Word’?

Password?

Look! Look at me.

I am your leader.

The leader does not recite the password.

The leader makes up the password, idiots.

Everybody, I’m making up a new password right now.

The new password is…

“Don’t ask the leader for the password!”

Follow me.

Welcome to the underbelly, brothers.

Home of the Flushed Pets.

Brothers and sisters!

As you see,

I’ve returned from the surface with two new recruits.

These guys are owner-killers!

嘿!

Hey, hey! Settle down!

Guys, I want you to tell them how you did it.

Go ahead. Tell them the whole story

about how you took out your owner.

Don’t leave out nothing.

We love gory detail, here.

Oh, yeah! Tell us!

Right. So, tell them, Max.

Okay, so. I was like…

Well, we were like…

Take that! Yeah!

Stupid owner.

So, that’s who you’re dealing with.

That story bored me to death.

Boring!

Give us detail!

Okay. Max?

Okay, well, uh…

So, there’s this thing in the kitchen…

Yeah. Table!

It’s flat. Toaster!

And then round on just the end of it.

A Spoon?

Yes, a spoon! Exactly.

You can’t hurt someone with a spoon.

You scoop with a spoon.

How many people wanna know

how to kill somebody with a spoon?

I do! Oh, yeah!

Okay. Uh, well…

We used the spoon…

Hit a button on the machine on the counter…

Right, and it’s got those… The, uh, you know.

Those blades. The, uh… It’s got blades!

Was it a blender?

You blended somebody?

He talking about the blender, guys.

Oh, please, tell me it was a blender!

Hey,buddy,I don’t ask what it’s called, we just kill with it.

But it was a blender.

Whoo! Do y’all hear this?

You know who was like this? Ricky!

Rest in peace!

Ricky was the only soldier I had

that was ready to kill humans on sight.

Everybody else need a pep talk.

Not these two brothers.

See, all of us have suffered at the hands of man.

I mean, take me for instance.

I was a magician’s rabbit for kids’ parties.

But then bunny tricks went out of style.

So, what did my owner do?

My owner went and left magic behind

and made me disappear…

From his life!

Uh-huh.

I lived in a tattoo parlor!

The trainees used to practice on me!

Until they ran out of space!

I mean, yes, humans say they love us.

But then they turn around and throw us out like garbage.

Ain’t that right, Sea-Monkeys?

It’s not our fault we don’t look like the ad!

Yeah!

All right, you guys are joining the brotherhood.

It’s initiation time! Oh, yeah!

The what? I’m sorry, what time?

Summon the Viper!

Uh, is this Viper poisonous?

Because I should warn you, I’m very allergic to poison!

Ow!

All right. Show her!

Max’s collar!

Where is he?

What happened to him?

I ain’t saying nothing!

You’re gonna tell us where Max is.

And you’re gonna tell us now!

Is this supposed to scare me?

I’m a cat. I land on my feet.

Does it always happen?

Because your head looks like it’s taken a lot of landings.

Do you want me to cut you?

Beoause I’ll cut you this way and that. You’ll look like a waffle.

Okay.

He’s too stupid to talk, and too ugly to eat.

I’m done playing nice!

Where is Max?

OW.

Tell me!

Ooh!

Let me finish… Ow!

Help me! Ow!

Don’t look at him. Look at me.

Nobody can help you!

Where is Max?

Okay! Okay!

He’s in the sewers! He got taken!

Please! Have mercy…

Adorable puffy dog!

Snake bite! Snake bite! Snake bite!

As proof of your allegiance

you will now receive the bite

of a one-fanged, half-blind Viper

fueled by a diet

of anti-human rage!

Who wants to go first?

Uh… Okay, here’s the thing, though.

Tiny Dog-

Can I call you “Tiny Dog”?

It fits you. Let’s admit that.

Look.

Between you and the fat dog, I like you the best.

Oh, thank you!

Tiny Dog’s gonna go first.

Everybody, TD’s going first!

No,no,no.

Tiny Dog does not want to go first. Take the fat dog!

Snake bite!

No, no, no. Stop!

Snake bite! Snake bite! Snake bite!

No,no,no,no.

Stop!

What are you doing initiating a couple domestics?

Domestics?

Yeah. We just jumped those two in the alley.

Slashed off their collars.

No,no,no. That’s not true.

You said you burned your collars.

Well, “burned,” “lost,” “had them stolen by cats.”

It’s all just words, really, isn’t it?

You don’t deserve to be marked by the Viper.

Oh, no. We’ll just show ourselves out.

You deserve

to be eaten by the Viper.

Get those leash lovers!

Hold on.

Go get them, Duke. Whoa!

on…

Uh, fellas, that was an accident.

You squished the sacred Viper!

He’s a flapjack.

Oh, Viper!

Viper, you in a better place!

You and Ricky!

You ain’t never did nothing to nobody!

Well, you bit a lot of people, Viper.

So, technically, you might actually deserve this.

This might be something that was long overdue.

But it shouldn’t have came like this. Not on my watch.

Get them!

Oh, no!

Come on!

Ah! Wait up, Duke!

Hyah!

We’re sorry. Can this be over now?

We’ve got a problem.

We have so many problems.

Which one do you mean at this moment?

Stop running, dummies!

Stop it right now!

Hold your breath! Hold my breath? Ah!

Get them!

This is my least favorite part of this whole thing so far!

Friends!

I am afraid that I have some terrible news.

The squirrels are gonna take over the world!

I knew it!

I always said, squirrels are little shifty little guys.

No. We’re not doing the squirrel thing right now. That’s not…

No!

Max is missing!

He’s out there somewhere.

Lost. Scared.

So, so handsome.

We have got to find him and bring him home!

But the outside world is loud and scary.

Ooh! Is that a hawk?

This is my friend, Tiberius. He’s going to help us.

He’s not going to eat us. We’ve already been over it.

Come on, Gidget. We go out there without a leash…

We’ll get caught by a net.

Or something worse!

Yeah, like a hawk!

We’re wasting time! Max needs us!

Come on, girl, Max doesn’t even know you’re alive.

Well, I don’t care!

I love him! I love him with all of my heart!

And I’m gonna go look for Max, no matter who’s with me.

So…

Who’s with me?

All right, fine. Fine.

Oh, come on, guys.

I can’t believe you.

When I got my claws caught in the curtains

who pulled me down?

Max did.

Buddy, Mel.

When you were fixed, who taught you to sit the comfortable way?

Max did!

Max did!

Max did. He did it!

And when that random cat tried to eat Sweetpea

who saved him?

It wasn’t a random cat. It was you.

The identity of the random cat is not the point.

We’re talking about who saved him!

Max did!

We gotta save him. We gotta go save Max! Yeah!

Yeah! Let’s go save Max!

Uh, which one is Max, again?

Um…

Tiberius!

No! Bad, bad bird.

Nice little guy.

Nice little guy.

I like this bird.

Crazy bird.

Come on!

We gotta get to shore.

I only know the doggy paddle! And I don’t know it well!

Swim, Tiny Dog. Swim!

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Duke!

Help!

Max, grab the ring!

I can’t!

Keep it up, Max!

You’re doing…

Well, you’re not doing great.

But you’re not drowning, and that’s something!

You’re almost there!

Thanks, Duke.

No problem.

Finally. I’m going home.

Oh.

Isn’t home that way?

Ah! Seriously?

They’re going to Brooklyn.

They say everyone’s going to Brooklyn these days.

It’s making a real comeback.

I’m not talking about hipster real estate trends.

I’m talking about vengeance,Tattoo!

Death is coming to Brooklyn.

And it’s got buck teeth

and a cotton tail.

Let’s go!

Whee!

Hi, how are you?

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

What is this crazy joint?

This is Pops’ place.

His owner is never home, so it’s kind of a hot spot.

Pops knows everyone in this city.

If he agrees to help us, Max is as good as found.

Cool! Fabulous!

Tell me you got that!

Oh, heck yes, I did.

What’s up, Peanut? Hey, Buddy.

You see Pops around here?

Yeah, he’s over there.

Hey, Pops.

Mud and sweet potatoes.

Pops!

Who’s that? What?

Oh, hey, Buddy.

How you been, old-timer?

Paralyzed.

Great! Listen, Mr. Pops,

our friend Max was taken.

Last we heard, he was lost in the sewers.

Buddy said that maybe you could help us.

You know, I do know a guy in the sewers,

but, ah,

I don’t go out anymore.

What a waste of time.

Who said that?

Oh, I said it.

By the way, I meant no offense, I just…

Have you seen yourself?

Welly-well, well, well…

Looky what we apparently have here.

Meezy would like to have a look-see.

Myron! Brows!

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Me like what me see.

Well, what me can see.

It’s all an attractive blur.

Uh“. Little lady, this is my city.

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I’ll find your friend.

All right, party’s over!

Myron! Vacuum!

So, where are you from, my fuzzy angel?

Dude, I’m a cat.

Well, nobody’s perfect.

I’m so hungry.

Oh, man. Would you look at that sandwich!

All right. Time to work the gift.

No, no, no!

Okay, this’ll be fine. We’re fine.

We can find our way home.

We are descended from the mighty wolf!

We have raw, primal instincts

that are mere moments away

from kicking in and leading us home!

I cannot wait!

Here it comes!

Anything?

No.

Wait! Oh, I…

No.

I don’t know, Duke.

Maybe the legend of dogs coming from wolves is just wrong.

Maybe one puppy asked his mom, “Where did we come from?”

And the mom said, “Woof.”

And the kid was like “Oh, wolves?”

And she was like, “Yeah, fine.”

Sausage.

Huh? You smell that?

Oh, man, it is.

Sausage!

Well, then, what are we waiting for?

We’re coming for you, baby!

Lower the ramp, dummy.

Who are they?

This is Puffball, Squash-Face,

Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird,

Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe.

And, of course, my girlfriend Rhonda.

100% wrong.

Good enough.

Come on! Let’s go! Move it or lose it!

Every bird instinct I have says

don’t follow a dog on wheels.

Um, Mr. Pops, sir.

Shouldn’t we be heading to the sewers?

Now, if we take the human route,

getting there is gonna take days.

You may have lots of time,

but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.

So, we gotta take the secret route.

Okay. The secret route was death.

Well, that’s that, I guess.

Come on!

Get down here!

Sweetpea…

Keep moving!

明天的走俏录像!

Oh, no.

Stop it! Look away!

Come on! I don’t have all day!

Yeah!

Wheel

Come on, slowpokes!

Ugh! What is that smell?

It’s poo-poo with a dash of caca.

The scent is getting stronger.

Oh, man.

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Duke, let’s eat!

Oh, yes!

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Oh, it smells so good!

Oh yes!

Sausages!

Ah!

Come on, boys!

Holy schnitzel!

We go together Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong

Remembered forever

As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom

Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

That’s the way it should be

Wha-oooh, yeah!

We’re for each other Like a wop ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom

Just like my brother is

Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom

Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

We’ll always be together Ah!

Wha-oooh, yeah!

Getting a weird vibe, man.

All right, now, these guys are a bit testy.

So, just let me do the talking.

Hey, you crybaby! Where’s the Viper at?

Don’t you worry, Viper!

You will not be forgotten!

You will be avenged, Viper!

If you don’t believe me,

you can look at my battle plans.

It’s all laid out right here.

Uh, boss…

I can’t tell who anyone is.

Well, you gotta really look at it to understand it.

That’s you guys right here.

And, see, that’s Brooklyn.

That’s where we gonna get them dogs.

Bam! Bam!

That ball of fluff’s got a screw loose.

Let’s skedaddle.

You get it, you see what I’m saying.

Bottom line is, I’m coming right for you, Tiny Dog!

And that big, fat, brown dog? He gonna get it, too.

Tiny Dog?

There are lots of tiny dogs in the city.

I mean, you’re a tiny dog, okay? So, let’s just go.

He also said, “big, fat, brown dog.”

Like Max’s new roommate.

Not necessarily.

Max, Max, Max…

You are gonna get it!

That’s kind of hard to dispute.

Hey, you stay away from…

Wait, what?

You know Tiny Dog?

He’s my friend!

And some might say my boyfriend!

Uh, nobody says that.

I can’t believe you know Tiny Dog!

That’s cool. It’s such a small world,

that’s the funny thing about it.

Get them!

Scatter!

Not good!

See you guys later!

Hang on!

Everybody, run!

Derick, you idiot!

Did they all get away?

Uh…

Phew! That was a close one!

Oh, nuts!

Yes! We got one!

Oh, good for you guys!

Yay! Yeah!

Oh, yes, Tiny Dog,

we got your friend!

Advantage, me!

Uh-oh. Just ignore what just happened. Okay?

Yes!

You know what?

This may be the sausage talking,

but you’re okay.

Right back at you, man.

When I met you, I was all like,

“I don’t know if I like him.”

But now that I know you, I’m like,

“I like him.”

You know, I saw this place from the outside

many times.

Had I known what treasures awaited within these walls,

I would’ve broke down that door

a long time ago, I’ll tell you!

What are you talking about?

My old owner and I used to live around here.

Duke, man, wait.

Did you used to have an owner?

Well, it was a long time ago.

I don’t want to talk about it.

Yes, you do. Come on.

I don’t know.

But you know what?

He was so cool.

Yeah?

Yeah.

He was the best.

Man, we had fun.

We’d play fetch.

We’d go for walks.

We’d take naps.

We were both big nappers.

I got out one night, chasing a butterfly, or a car.

By the time I had caught up with it and ate it…

Probably a butterfly, then.

…I realized I was so far away from my home

I couldn’t find it.

A few days later, I was picked up by Animal Control.

I had a great thing going.

But I had to go and mess it up.

Duke, we gotta go to your house.

Nah.

Your owner’s gonna be relieved!

Will he?

Yeah, but…

But he never came for me.

Maybe he…

Maybe he didn’t like me.

Of course he liked you. He was your owner.

I mean, he’s probably worried sick!

I don’t know.

Well, I do know and we’re going!

Your owner’s gonna freak!

I’m freaking out just thinking about it.

Okay.

Let’s do it!

There they are!

All right, doggy, come on.

Hey, hey, hey!

Where do you think you’re going?

Come back here, you dogs!

That rabbit…

He had crazy eyes.

There ain’t no curing what’s wrong with that thing!

Gidget, here’s an idea.

Maybe there’s a dog in the neighborhood that looks like Max.

Start hanging out with him.

After a while, you’ll think it’s him

you’ll be done.

We are not just giving up!

We’re dedicated. We’re loyal.

We’re easily the greatest pet ever.

We’re dogs!

Cat. Hawk.

Well, congratulations!

Today you’re dogs, whether you like it or not!

Sweet.

Now let’s find Max before that rabbit does!

Break! We’re dogs!

Oh.

I don’t like it.

Sassafras…

Yep, they were here.

Excellent We’re closing in!

This is groundbreaking evil behavior, people.

Groundbreaking!

Oh!

A light bulb just went off in my brain.

The bunny has an idea.

Okay, so, uh, how do I look?

You look great.

How do I smell?

Like a dog, Duke.

Relax, man.

There it is.

Well, go on up.

Go scratch at that door.

Remember that sausage factory? That was fun, huh?

Are you stalling?

No. Why do you think that?

Let’s have a long talk about why you think I’m stalling.

Duke, you have nothing to be nervous about.

Your owner is going to be thrilled to see you.

Okay.

Huh. That car is new.

Can I help you?

No. We’re good, thanks.

You’re not good. You look dirty.

And I’m gonna have to ask you to get off my lawn

before I get, um,

what you have.

This is my lawn.

Duke, maybe we should go.

And why would Fred get a cat?

He hates cats.

That’s one of the things I love about him.

Fred? The old guy?

He, um…

He died.

Duke, maybe I made a mistake, saying we should come here.

Let’s go.

You’re a liar!

Max, cats lie all the time.

Don’t fall for it!

Who are they?

Hey, this is my home.

Go away!

Duke, it’s time to go.

Duke, let’s go! Come on!

This isn’t your home anymore.

Why did you bring me here, Max?

Wait a minute. This is my fault?

I was trying to help you!

You were trying to get rid of me!

You know what, Duke? I don’t need this.

I’ll see you later.

Gotcha!

Come on, settle down!

Go home, Max!

Hey, help me out, here!

Hold on! I’m coming!

Let’s go.

Finally got you, big fella.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.

This is it for you.

Duke!

Aw.

Koochi koochi koo!

Tiny Dog!

Ah, are you kidding me?

You thought this was over, Tiny Dog?

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Stop!

Huh?

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Jab, jab, jab!

Body blow! Body blow!

Karate chop to your neck!

Would you get off me!

Tattoo!

No, no, no.

Oh, TD.

This kills me to say,

but we gotta join forces, man.

Whoo!

We make a great team, Tiny Dog!

Well, mainly, I’m doing all the hard work, but you’re helping!

Yes, yes, fine.

Just keep your eyes on the road. You’re driving like an animal!

Whoo-hoo!

What was that?

Oh, that was a pothole.

You’re hitting things on purpose!

Heh. You know me too well, TD!

Always keeping me in check.

Do you see the van?

Yeah, I see it.

We’re about to hit it.

Relax, Snowball, I got you.

There he is!

He’s got Snowball!

Look, fellas, this is not what this looks like.

Shush,you!

You were gonna eat the boss!

No,no,no. Snowball and I are on the same side now.

Tell them! Snowball, tell them!

That raccoon is lying.

He’s not the president.

Come on, now.

Come here, you.

Gidget?

Go, Max!

Right. Okay, gotta go.

Thank you! Thank you!

Stay down!

Duke, hang on!

Whoa!

Duke!

Max? Max!

Oh, get the keys! Right!

Hurry! Ha!

Come on, come on.

I got them!

Max!

Remember me!

I feel heroic!

And handsome.

I’m a little wet, but I still look good.

I look good.

Are you…

Are you okay?

I’m good.

I’m good.

Thanks for coming to save me, Max.

Max!

Oh, Max!

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You need a lift?

Yes, we need a lift!

Let’s go, Tattoo.

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Taxi!

Whoa!

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Yeah!

Hey, hey…

Uh, Gidget, wait up.

Oh, hi, Max.

Yeah. Hi. Um…

Play it cool.

Yeah, I…

I just wanted to…

Look.

Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life,

but you don’t really appreciate them, until…

I don’t know…

Until they’re beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge?

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

If you ever wanna…

Okay-

Oh, great. You’re in love.

How gross for everyone. Now move it!

Good-bye! See you later! Good-bye!

Does anyone know where we are?

Bye, Max.

Bye, Gidget.

Okay, bye-bye!

See you guys.

Man, I feel sorry for them.

Gotta run home to their owners.

Not us.

Now, it’s back to our primary mission.

The downfall of the human race!

It is on, humans!

It is on!

Yeah!

Mommy! Can I have a bunny?

And a pig and a crocodile and a lizard?

Uh-oh.

Yay, bunny!

Jab, jab, jab!

Body blow! Body blow! Break-away move.

Aww…

What’s going on? What’s she doing?

Bunny, I’m gonna love you forever and ever and ever.

Aww. Bunny.

Aw.

Here you go.

Duke, this is the best part of the day.

Ooh! Is that her?

Nah, no. That’s… Wait…

Yeah, that’s her. That’s her.

Katie!

There they are!

Max and Duke, Duke and Max! Aw!

My boys!

So, how’d it go? Great, right? I…

Uh…

So, maybe a few bumps.

But I knew this was gonna work out.

So, who’s hungry?

Welcome home, Duke.

Thanks, Max.

Come on, man. Hurry it up.

Okay.

I’m coming, I’m coming.

Sheesh!

Welcome, my dogs.

Oh, you guys look weird.

Hurry up, come on in.

You said it was a costume party.

Why do you listen to me?

I’m home, Leonard.

Were you a good boy, Leonard?

All right, party’s over.

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